Luke Spencer Roberts credited as playing...
Donnie
- Jeremy Abelar: This might be your chance to be with Becky.
- Donnie: She's always had a thing for you.
- Sean Floyd: I'm slow playing it, ok?
- Donnie: You are no playing it!
- Donnie: Why do those shorts cover your belly button but not your balls?
- Sean Floyd: What's that on your face? It looks like you drank a glass of Ed Sheeran's pubes.
- Donnie: Two water sanitation workers just came into the hospital with his dick.
- Redneck Reginald: What? My real penis is here?
- Sean Floyd: Yeah, man.
- Donnie: So what we need to you do is reattach 'em.
- Dr. Trimble: Guys, you don't just pop 'em on and off. It's a delicate operation. It's not a fucking LEGO set. That dick is staying on that body!