Eduardo Franco credited as playing...
Jeremy Abelar
- Becky Abelar: Wait, did you not tell them that we were coming?
- Jeremy Abelar: I was, I'm telling them now. Like they're learning of it right now,
- Triage Nurse: You're not gonna die, you just won't have a penis.
- Jeremy Abelar: I'd rather die than not have my penis!
- Jeremy Abelar: This might be your chance to be with Becky.
- Donnie: She's always had a thing for you.
- Sean Floyd: I'm slow playing it, ok?
- Donnie: You are no playing it!
- Becky Abelar: Jeremy insisted my parents rent him a wheelchair van.
- Jeremy Abelar: [Rascal rolls down the ramp to a stop] Skerr!
- Becky Abelar: It's like we have a dumb Stephen Hawking just Rascalling around the house.
- Sean Floyd: [robotic Stephen Hawking voice] I cut my dick off.