Mortal World

Serhan: [about the fact that Zafer is vaping] I swear to God, it's more harmful

[than regular cigarette]

Serhan: . What's this?

Zafer: What's harmful about it? It's water vapor. Just water vapor.

Serbest: Brother, something other than oxygen entering the human lungs... Hard pass.

[to Serhan]

Serbest: Am I wrong?

Serhan: Sure, sure, sure...

Zafer: Definitely.

Serhan: Zafer. Zafer.

Zafer: Huh?

Serhan: Additionally, this is an object, damn it.

Zafer: An object?

Serhan: It's a device, buddy.

Serbest: It's an apparatus!

Serhan: An apparatus! Do you have the license to carry that? What is this? For the love of God. What is this?

Serbest: It's a mechanism.

Zafer: A mechanism?

Serhan: It should be doing some good, at least. You're just sucking it. Ridiculous.

Serbest: Tsk. Do you know what that's like? You come to my house, and you enter the living room. You see me. I'm sucking on the coffee table.

Serhan: [Chokes on his tea]

Serbest: It's exactly like that. I don't want to see anything like that.

Zafer: The coffee table?

Serbest: Does my father know?

Zafer: That I smoke?

Serbest: No, this thing that you have for objects.

Serhan: [laughs]

Zafer: Fuck off, both of you, for fuck's sake.