Raegan Revord credited as playing...
- Mary: Why does the kitchen smell like whiskey?
- Sheldon: [points to Missy with an overly bandaged finger] Ask her.
- Mary: [sees his bandage] Oh, my Lord!
- Missy: [smirking] Ask me what I did to Meemaw.
- Missy: How come you're not eating your snack?
- Sheldon: I prefer my snack to be a reward for homework well done.
- Missy: You're like an old person.
- Sheldon: Thank you.
- Mary: You won't need it, but in the cupboard here, under the sink, is the fire extinguisher.
- Missy: That looks like fun.
- Mary: For *fires* only, and don't be starting any fires just so you can use it.
- Missy: [whispers to Sheldon] It's like she can read my mind!
- Sheldon: Did you see that?
- Missy: Yeah, there's someone in the back yard. They're trying to get in!
- Sheldon: Oh, no! What do we do?
- Meemaw: [opens the back door, the kids scream and Missy sprays her with the CO2 fire extinguisher, Meemaw spits out frost] Will one of you get me a towel?
- Sheldon: What do we have to sterilize the needle?
- Missy: Mom uses lit matches on them.
- Sheldon: We're not allowed to play with matches.
- Missy: Well, what else will work?
- Sheldon: Alcohol.
- [cut to Missy pouring a glass full of whiskey]
- Sheldon: [Missy's trying to extract a splinter with a needle] What if you slip and stab me in the eye?
- Missy: I'm not gonna slip! Who always wins when we play...
- [eyes widen, runs off and gets Operation to use the game tweezers]
- Sheldon: [whispering] Let's make this quick.
- Missy: Why are you whispering?
- Sheldon: This is how people speak when they're being naughty.
- Missy: I wouldn't know. I'm naughty all the time.
