Emma Kenney credited as playing...
Harris Conner-Healy
- Harris Conner-Healy: Who leaves security tags on stolen clothes?
- Darlene Conner: Well I'm sorry your henchmen are stupid, Riddler. God!
- Darlene Conner: I'll make you a deal, if you're still miserable in 3 years, you can move back to Chicago.
- Harris Conner-Healy: You mean it? Wait a minute, in 3 years I'll be 18 and can do whatever I want anyway.
- Darlene Conner: Those 'stupid old hillbillies' will climb in a pickup and pull you out of any well you fall down.
- Harris Conner-Healy: I didn't fall in a well, Grandma sprayed me with the hose.
- Darlene Conner: Now you know why you want her on *your* side.
- Roseanne Conner: Did she just call you 'Darlene'?
- Darlene Conner: Yeah, so what? I don't have a problem with that.
- Jackie Harris: It's very modern, Roseanne. It allows the parents and the kids to communicate as equals.
- Harris Conner-Healy: See you, Jackie.
- Harris Conner-Healy: Call me 'Aunt Jackie', it's the only title I have.
- Darlene Conner: You're taking back all the stuff you stole, you're shutting down the Itzy store, and you're giving me all your passwords to all your accounts.
- Harris Conner-Healy: How about I don't do any of that, and I just lose your trust?
- Darlene Conner: [firmly] The passwords.
- Harris Conner-Healy: What is your problem?
- Roseanne Conner: My problem is you're acting like you own this house, and *we* don't even own this house.
- Roseanne Conner: You think you're better than everyone else in this whole town, don't you?
- Harris Conner-Healy: Do you *really* want me to answer that?
- Roseanne Conner: I'll do it for you, YOU'RE NOT! You're smart for a kid but you're stupid as a person.