Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
David Healy
- Dan Conner: Hello, David.
- David Healy: [stammering] Hey, Dan, Mr. Connor, sir. Hi. H-H-How are you doing?
- Dan Conner: I've been better. I hear you're moving back to Lanford.
- David Healy: Yeah. I got a place. I'll be back permanently in two weeks.
- Dan Conner: Great. Then that's when you'll see the kids. Questions? Comments?
- David Healy: No, sir.
- Dan Conner: You were always a smart boy.
- Darlene Conner: Why are you coming in the window?
- David Healy: Does your dad still live here?
- Darlene Conner: Yes.
- David Healy: Then that's why I'm coming in the window!
- David Healy: [after making out with Darlene] What am I gonna tell Blue?
- Darlene Conner: Tell her she's got a stupid name.
- Darlene Conner: [David's outside the window] Give me one good reason why I should let you in.
- David Healy: Cuz I'm gonna fall! Please, I'm vegan now, I have no upper arm strength!
- David Healy: I've met someone.
- Darlene Conner: You met someone? How did you meet someone?
- David Healy: I was some place and so was she, it's not that difficult. Her name's Blue, and she taught me so many...
- Darlene Conner: And we're just gonna skip past the whole Blue part of the conversation.
- David Healy: I was hoping to.
- David Healy: Blue says she won't merge our spiritual paths until you and I sign divorce papers.
- Darlene Conner: Okay, so what if I don't want a divorce?
- David Healy: Why wouldn't you? We both hate me.
- David Healy: [catches Darlene watching him sleep] What are you doing?
- Darlene Conner: Studying your face.
- David Healy: Why?
- Darlene Conner: You look like my kids.
- David Healy: [smiles] That's weird. You look like mine.