Mary Mouser credited as playing...
Samantha LaRusso
- Amanda LaRusso: [Amanda walks in to see Daniel and Sam sitting quietly on opposite sides of the living room couch] So is this the plan for the whole day? Cause I was thinking we could swing by the DMV or maybe a funeral. Put a lil pep in our step. Come on, guys.
- [Amanda looks at Sam]
- Amanda LaRusso: So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk.
- [Amanda looks at Daniel]
- Amanda LaRusso: And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy. You can't expect me to go to this tournament all by myself. You know how creeped out I get around karate moms.
- Daniel LaRusso: Nobody's making you go.
- Amanda LaRusso: LaRusso Auto Group is one of the main sponsors. One of us has to be there. You know what? Fine. Fine. I'm gonna be looking at boots on Zappos if anybody needs me.
- [Amanda leaves the room]
- Samantha LaRusso: I'll go if you want to go.
- Daniel LaRusso: I didn't say anything.
- Samantha LaRusso: I know. I just know it's your thing.
- Daniel LaRusso: Not this year.
- Samantha LaRusso: Everyone I know is gonna be there.
- Daniel LaRusso: It is the 50th Anniversary.
- Samantha LaRusso: You did a great job out there. You know, if you hadn't resorted to that sweep, you totally would've had him.
- Aisha Robinson: I don't need your sympathy.
- Samantha LaRusso: I know this is probably the last thing you want to hear right now, but I'm really sorry. You're my oldest friend, and I never should've hung out with someone like Yasmine in the first place.
- Aisha Robinson: You got that right.
- Samantha LaRusso: All I know is after that front wedgie, she's never gonna live that down.
- Aisha Robinson: You saw that?
- Samantha LaRusso: It's all over YouTube. You really tore her a new vagina.
- [both girls laugh]
- Samantha LaRusso: You know? I got to admit it's a pretty cool gi.
- Aisha Robinson: Thank you.
- Samantha LaRusso: I mean, the snake's a little on the evil side but I like the colors.
- Aisha Robinson: I could probably get you one.
- Samantha LaRusso: Yeah, right. My dad would have a heart attack.
- Aisha Robinson: Well, even if you don't join Cobra Kai, we could definitely use another girl out there.