Joe Pantoliano credited as playing...
Uncle Frankie
- Vince: Hey, Uncle Frankie, when are you gonna teach me how to make money on the parlays?
- Uncle Frankie: Uh, never. What are you, crazy? Save your money. I can't teach you. I-It's something you're born with. You bet the Steelers last week, right?
- Vince: Yeah, sure.
- Uncle Frankie: Only an idiot makes that kind of bet!
- Uncle Carmine: I bet the Steelers.
- Uncle Frankie: Which proves my point. Your problem is, is you're betting with your heart, not your head.
- Vince: Yeah, but they're my team. Plus they played Browns. I can't...
- Uncle Carmine: Can't bet on the Browns.
- Uncle Frankie: [to Vince] Then, you don't make the bet! You're an idiot. It's not your fault, you take after Uncle Carmine's side of the gene pool.
- Uncle Carmine: But that gene pool also comes with a good head of hair.