Devon Sawa credited as playing...
Hunter Dunbar
- Hunter Dunbar: [driving with his son] You okay with some music? You like a little Limp Bizkit? Like a little Bizkit? Yeah? Nice and loud? I used to listen to this back in the day, this is hot. Oh my god, that is nice, that is nice! All right, here we go baby.
- [Dunbar wakes up and finds himself tied in his bed. Moose enters the room dressed as Jason Voorhees and approaches Dunbar, knife in hand]
- Hunter Dunbar: Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait!
- [Moose stabs Dunbar in the chest several times, but Dunbar realizes it's a retractable prop knife. Moose sees the stunned look on Dunbar's face and takes off his mask]
- Moose: I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I'm a... I'm such a good actor!
- Hunter Dunbar: Are you out of your mind?
- Hunter Dunbar: I don't know what you're doing outside my house like some kind of deaf-mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving.
- Hunter Dunbar: [after Moose asks him to sign some memorabilia] How about I sign your face with my fucking fist? That's a collector's item you won't want to take home.
- Hunter Dunbar: I don't know what you're doing outside my house like some sort of deaf, mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving. Unless you want trouble. You want trouble.
- Moose: I sure don't. I sure don't. Here's a letter for you. It's a letter.
- Hunter Dunbar: You wrote a letter? I don't accept letters here. Listen, pal, I don't know how you found me, but I don't ever want to see you in this neighborhood again. Okay? You understand?
- Moose: I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar. I collect autographs. And I bought your... I bought your vest from 'Vampire Killers'. It was $300. See?
- [he holds up the vest]
- Hunter Dunbar: What are you some sorta freak autograph hound that won't leave me the fuck alone? You just can't come to my private residence looking for me. You want my autograph? Give me a pen.
- [Moose gives Hunter a pen]
- Hunter Dunbar: I got your autograph.
- [he writes on Moose's shirt]
- Hunter Dunbar: Now get the fuck out of here.