Cooper Barnes credited as playing...
Captain Man • Ray Manchester
- [sweaty and exhausted, Ray and Henry learn that the elevator's fixed]
- Henry Hart, Ray Manchester: [bolting in different directions] What are you doing? I'm going...
- Henry Hart: ...down!
- Ray Manchester: ...up!
- Henry Hart, Ray Manchester: Wh-what are you, stupid?
- Ray Manchester: Kid, it is stupid to go down!
- Henry Hart: Man, it is stupid to go up!
- Ray Manchester: Henry, listen to me, okay? Junk-N-Stuff is up there, okay? It's up! Up! Up!
- Henry Hart: Yeah I know but the elevator's fixed now, okay, and it's downstairs in the Man Cave! It's down! It's down! It's down!
- Ray Manchester: So?
- Henry Hart: So, we're gonna go downstairs, we're gonna get in the elevator, and we're gonna go up to Junk-N-Stuff! Come on, let's go.
- Ray Manchester: Dude, we're on floor number 195, so we only have, like, fifty more to go!
- Henry Hart: Yeah, but it's way easier to go down than up!
- Ray Manchester: You FOOL!
- Henry Hart: Oh, my God.
- Ray Manchester: You would rather go down a hundred ninety-five floors than up fifty?
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I would, because it's easier and faster!
- Ray Manchester: Why?
- Henry Hart: Because gravity!
- Ray Manchester: What?
- Henry Hart: Yeah, gravity, man! Gravity is our friend!
- Ray Manchester: Okay, well, good luck to you and your new GRAVITY GIRLFRIEND!
- [Captain Man and Kid Danger return to the Man Cave after making a fast food run while in uniform]
- Charlotte Page: Did you guys NOT get my text messages?
- Kid Danger: [checking his phone] Text messages? Lemme see...
- Captain Man: [checking his phone] Uh, I got one from you, like, last week, I think?
- Kid Danger: Oh, here it is. Here's one from you. It might be in here.
- Captain Man: No, here's one from you. It might be in here.
- [not fussed, Captain Man and Kid Danger head to the table to eat their food]
- Charlotte Page: UGH! I texted you guys 'cause I got a call on the emergency hotline from the Sweelview Airport. Some five-year-old child climbed into the cockpit of a big jet airplane and drove it all the way to Toys Plus.
- Kid Danger: What? Uhhhh...
- Captain Man: Oh, yeah!
- Kid Danger, Captain Man: [reading identical messages on their cell phones] Urgent. Child in danger.
- Kid Danger: Blah blah blah blah blah.
- Captain Man: Hurry. Time is running out. Hello.
- Kid Danger, Captain Man: Why aren't you responding? Are you seeing my texts? Hello!