Lucy Liu credited as playing...
Dr. Joan Watson
- Sherlock Holmes: Look. I've never felt any pressure from you that I co-parent. But, your idea that I take *no* responsibility for raising your child is naïve. It's not that I think you're incapable of raising a child on your own. Of course you are. But, short of us dissolving our partnership, I'm not capable of not being involved. No-no, not as a child's father, but as its mother's friend.
- [Deeply sincere and with great regard]
- Sherlock Holmes: I mean, I'd lay down my life for you. So, if you succeed in adopting a child, I'd lay down my life for him or her's. It's as simple as that.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Have you thought about what you wanna be called by my kid? I mean, assuming... I get one.
- [At his surprised silence]
- Dr. Joan Watson: I was thinking... Uncle Sherlock.
- Sherlock Holmes: Yeah, well, I've been called worse. I'd also settle for Detective.
- Dr. Joan Watson: My child is not calling you *Detective*.
- Sherlock Holmes: [Shrugging, but obviusly touched] Well, Uncle Detective, then.