Ray Liotta credited as playing...
'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti • Salvatore 'Sally' Moltisanti
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: My wife, she can't get pregnant. You know, it takes a toll. I want a son so bad. What would you do?
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: It's the wanting.
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: Huh?
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: The Buddhist will tell you: "All life is pain." Pain comes from always wanting things.
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: A son is not a thing.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: It's the wanting.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: As far as your nephew goes... may I make a brief suggestion for a nice Christmas present you could give him?
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: I'm listening.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: Stay out of his life.
- 'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti: Dick, it's paradise over there. On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. On the other hand, they don't even have toilets!
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: You used to throw my mother down the stairs. I didn't like it then, I don't like it now.
- 'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti: Well, some women like the rough stuff. Don't ask me why.
- 'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti: I told you not to leave your douchebag hanging in the shower!
- Giuseppina Moltisanti: It's a part of life! What's the matter with you?
- 'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti: It's unsightly! Does the Venus de Milo have a douchebag?
- Giuseppina Moltisanti: She can't use a douchebag. She's handicapped.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: What do you want, Richard?
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: I'll be honest with you. I want to do a good deed.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: Huh! A what?
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: A good deed.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: Miles. Birth of the Cool.
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: What?
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: It's a record. I'm a jazz nut. Bring me a copy next time you come. If you come.
- 'Hollywood Dick' Moltisanti: You wanted to get into her fucking pants since the day I brought her over. I give you permission to picture her while you're jerking off.
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: I go to church when Joanne wants. I try to set an example for my nephew, I come see you. I do all kinds of good things.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: You know the Christmas song, "My Favorite Things"?
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: Yeah.
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: Maybe some of the things you choose to do aren't God's favorite.
- Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: What are you trying to say?
- 'Sally' Moltisanti: What do I know? I'm a murderer.