Vera Farmiga credited as playing...
Livia Soprano
- Mrs. Jarecki: I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano.
- Livia Soprano: Well, it's gonna have to be fast, cuz i'm parked at the hydrant.
- Livia Soprano: You're talking through your hat. A bird would never fly into a garage to announce a death. A house is another matter.
- Livia Soprano: Did the surprise work?
- Johnny Soprano: You know, I'll tell you what surprised me. You got shines on the block, huh?
- Livia Soprano: I got everybody together. I dressed up. And you spit on it all, on me! I didn't invite the coloreds onto the block!
- Livia Soprano: I went to all that trouble just so we could have a nice conversation for once, and for what? How am I supposed to enjoy a Broadway show with my children and their pot?
- Teenage Tony Soprano: Ma, I don't smoke pot!
- Livia Soprano: Well, your sister comes in here smelling like a gypsy.
- Teenage Tony Soprano: Well, I'm not my sister. I'm always being accused.
- Livia Soprano: Oh! Poor you!
- Mrs. Jarecki: On the basis of the Stanford-Binet, he's high IQ, but you know that.
- Livia Soprano: You can't prove it by me. He's got a D-plus average.
- Mrs. Jarecki: Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, but he is smart.
- Livia Soprano: There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck.