Ric Reitz credited as playing...
Tex Macadoo
- Tex Macadoo: We had some great times. Kids laughin', smilin', eatin' hot dogs, openin' presents... You know the story, right? Well, some of these little bastards started crawlin' over the characters, they get hurt, couple of lawsuits later from mommy safety organizations, and wam-bam-thank-you-ma'am, we're out of business. Shut us right down.
- Tex Macadoo: [Holding up a Willy's Wonderland t-shirt] Congratulations. You are officially on staff!