Patrick Barlow credited as playing...
Captain Myers
- Captain Myers: [Captain Myers is giving his father-of-the-bride speech at the wedding of his daughter to Norman Scott] As father of the bride, it is my duty to toast the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs Scott.
- Everyone: [raising their glasses] Mr. and Mrs Scott.
- Captain Myers: This is the second time this task has befallen me. You will recall our first-born daughter, Belinda, was lucky enough to marry that fine actor and gentleman, Terry-Thomas. Those Magnificent Men...
- Everyone: ... In Their Flying Machines.
- Captain Myers: They can't be here today. Terry has to attend the premiere of Monte Carlo Or Bust! Or perhaps they've *chosen* to stay away...
- [Susan looks horrified]
- Captain Myers: ... while my second daughter, Susan, marries this dreadful homosexual. That's where my wife is, sitting at home, weeping in fury with her child, two months pregnant by this flagrant poofter. Quite how he got her pregnant, I don't know. She must have been caught downwind. So, all I have to say in tribute to this desolate affair is... leave him, my darling! Come home! Come home!
- Everyone: Come home!
- [Norman and Susan link hands, defiantly]