Kathy Bates credited as playing...
Ms. Miriam Mead
- Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt: I have a rule against eating things with no legs or too many legs.
- Andre Stevens: Oh, right, but you're fine eating something with two legs.
- Mr. Gallant: For the last time, we didn't eat your boyfriend.
- Ms. Miriam Mead: Eat it or don't. No one's gonna force it down you.
- Dinah Stevens: Adversity makes strange bedfellows and worse dinner companions. It's food, and we're starving. We should be grateful for the fruits of the earth.
- Evie Gallant: Well, steamed snake soup is actually quite delicious. It was the centerpiece of a dinner that I attended at the Royal Court in Kuala Lumpur with Gina Lollobrigida.
- Ms. Wilhemina Venable: Langdon. How long have you known him?
- Mr. Gallant: In my soul, I've known him always.
- [SCREAMS]
- Mr. Gallant: Rip Taylor!
- Ms. Wilhemina Venable: What are you two planning?
- Mr. Gallant: [SCREAMS] Larry Kramer! Go on. With every crack of the whip, I'll pay tribute to the great gay radicals of the '70s and '80s. Their names give me strength! Oh, Greg Louganis!
- Ms. Miriam Mead: Again?
- Ms. Wilhemina Venable: No. He's enjoying it.
- Mr. Gallant: Most fun I've had since the Folsom Street Fair.