Dean-Charles Chapman credited as playing...
Matt
- Javed: This guy is incredible. You've never heard lyrics like his.
- Matt: Is that Billy Joel?
- Matt's Dad: Billy Joel? You plonker. That is Bruce! God, you try and raise your kids right, J. I was there, son. 1981, Wembley Arena. Row T. The River Tour.
- Matt: Oh, don't go writing me songs like him, J. He's too...
- Javed: Old school?
- Matt: No! American.
- Javed: It's got a brilliant English and creative writing course. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a writer.
- Matt: But your dad, he won't even let you cross the road to come to mine for a party. You know Manchester's 200 fricking miles away, don't you?
- Javed: "Someday, man, I don't know when, We're gonna get to that place, Where we really want to go, We'll walk in the sun, But till then, Tramps like us, Baby, we were born to run."
- Matt: Did you write that? I've told you before, your lyrics are rubbish, mate. That didn't even rhyme.