Jacki Weaver credited as playing...
Maybelline Metcalf
- Nathan: What do you know about running a drag bar?
- Maybelline Metcalf: I'm a Southern Baptist choir mistress. Different songs, same divas. Some of the same wigs too.
- Maybelline Metcalf: This is very kind of you, to go pick up my sister.
- Sienna: So, uh, if Bevette doesn't see me, what does she look like?
- Maybelline Metcalf: Just look for the woman with the pained expression on her face, as if life isn't worth livin'... .
- Sienna: That's her?
- Maybelline Metcalf: No, that'll be the woman who sat next to her on the plane. She can point her out to you.
- Maybelline Metcalf: This whole nation is one big melting pot, but my town seems to be that big clump of white flour that just won't melt.
- Jeb: It's been weeks. Our house is empty. Dead quiet.
- Maybelline Metcalf: Well, play some Johnny Cash!
- Nathan: I'm gonna find out what you're after, you conniving bitch.
- Maybelline Metcalf: I don't connive.
- [dramatic pause]
- Maybelline Metcalf: I scheme. I'm a scheming bitch.
- Maybelline Metcalf: All they ever talk about is you.
- [Dusty looks at Maybelline in shock and takes off his shades.]
- Maybelline Metcalf: "Oh, these curtains is so dusty. Oh, these glasses is so dusty."