Jessica Williams credited as playing...
- Jess: So, how're you feeling, post-eating-Brandon?
- Freddie: Full. Partially of Brandon. Mostly of self-loathing.
- Jess: Yeah, that was pretty gnarly.
- Jess: What we need to do is use these two poles as a railroad so we can roll the ball thingy up unto the thing.
- Freddie: You are the hate sponge.
- Jess: The what?
- Freddie: The hate sponge, the punching bag. I was the hate sponge for years - until you came along. My advice is, soak it in. And if you ever get any feelings, just push them down with booze and video games.
- Jess: They've been going at it all night.
- Freddie: I didn't realize Suzy and May were a couple.
- Jess: They're not. At least, they weren't. But I guess the possibility of imminent death makes you super horny.
- Jess: Wow. That's either the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of the most tragic.
- Jess: It's chewy. It's definitely a chewy - a chewy dish.
- Lucy: Grow up! All relationships are unequal. I mean, men have been fucking their secretaries for decades. Why can't women?
- Jess: I guess because it's kind of horrible.
- Lucy: Well, if women can't be as horrible as men, then what's fucking feminism for?
- Jess: We all worked really hard to get to where we are.
- Lucy: Two words: affirmative action. Do you want to be a quota queen? Is that what you want? Because you better start asking yourself, who am I when I'm not black and I'm not a woman? Who am I and what do I have to give?
- Jess: You know what? It's people like you think you're part of the solution when you're the whole fucking problem.
- Jess: Any other questions?
