Arthur Marroquin credited as playing...
Josh
- Peter: Now, this thing is powerful, but it is not invincible. You boys said you hurt it with exploding ornaments?
- Cody: That's right.
- Josh: Yeah.
- Peter: Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy.
- Josh: Like pitching a baseball.
- Peter: Exactly.
- Josh: Let's give this shark something real to chew on.
- Cody: Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode?
- Caroline: Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas.
- Cody: Mom, we don't have a choice.
- Caroline: I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. That thing is a monster.
- Cody: No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry.
- Peter: What are you talking about, son?
- Cody: I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down.
- Peter: No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all...
- Cody: You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws.
- Josh: Just listen to him.
- Caroline: What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities.
- Cody: [shows the comic of Santa Jaws] What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!
- Mike: Where've you been, kiddo? We've been waiting on you to open presents.
- Cody: Uh... yesterday was...
- Caroline: The dinner went well. A ton of people showed up, but Mike and Georgia saved the day.
- Mike: Yeah, we did.
- Georgia: It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies.
- Josh: Yeah, while you were geeking out on comics, little bro.
- Cody: Yeah... guess you could say that