Graham McTavish credited as playing...
Father Kinley
- Dromos: Dude was boring. I mean, all he kept saying was: "Prophecy this, prophecy that." "I've got a stupid accent, makes me sound like a pirate. Arr."
- Dromos: Hell has been really bad since you left.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, well, that's a shame, 'cause it was a real vacation destination before.
- Dromos: You didn't write, you didn't call. You didn't even send a burnt offering. The-the demons of Hell?
- [whispering]
- Dromos: They need a king.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Very well. Dromos of the Lilim, by the power of Grayskull, blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, I hereby name you King of Hell.
- [Does a vague knighting gezture]
- Lucifer Morningstar: There you go. Throne's all yours.
- Dromos: What's so great about Earth anyway?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, no offense, but the company's far greater, the work more interesting, and the liquor far superior.
- [Takes a drink]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm! And I've just become an uncle and someone needs to teach my nephew about sex, 'cause, well, my brother's certainly not capable.
- Dromos: So, there I am, hanging in Hell, popping out eyeballs like any other Tuesday and this priest, he just shows up on my docket.
- Bikini Girl: Is this one of those "priest walks into a bar" jokes? I love them.
- Chloe Decker: I'm not afraid of you anymore.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You're not?
- Dromos: You see, this is what I'm talking about. It's so sweet, I'm gonna puke.