Tom Ellis credited as playing...
Lucifer Morningstar
- Lucifer Morningstar: But you are here on Earth, so, if it's any consolation, you couldn't do worse than our father.
- Amenadiel: How do you know that?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Because ours was literally never there.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What do you do when someone has betrayed you? Normally I'd go straight to punishment, fire, brimstone, public humiliation via YouTube.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [First lines] Forgive me, Father... for not offering you a drink. I have an aversion to the cloth. Daddy issues.
- Chloe Decker: She was a drug addict?
- Oscar Rivas: Don't judge her. A lot of us were.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I'm not judging. I love drugs. In fact, do you think she might have any lying around?
- Lucifer Morningstar: A celestial impregnating a human... How is it even possible?
- Amenadiel: And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?
- Lucifer Morningstar: True.
- Father Kinley: I know the divine is real. And I also know that evil walks the earth. And that you, Mr. Morningstar...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, brother, here we go.
- Father Kinley: ...Are not it.
- Father Kinley: I got word from a colleague of mine in Rome that she'd met with a priest who was hell-bent on banishing the devil from Earth.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And you all get paid to do this? I'm genuinely asking.
- Amenadiel: I'm pretty sure that my issues are much bigger than yours. Trust me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I think we all know nothing is bigger than mine.
- Chloe Decker: Have you ever considered donating any of your vast fortune to charity?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I've put many a nubile law student through college, thank you very much, several of which were named Charity, so...