Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Randy Marsh • PC Principal • Mr. Hankey • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Additional voices
- Mr. Hankey: That's right, everybody! Who loves the holidays?
- [all of the South Park people cheering]
- Mr. Hankey: Just like when Christ was born, let's all be with our mothers and fathers and-
- [the PC babies begin to cry]
- Mr. Hankey: Let's not forget that, that boys and girls all over the world are...
- Man #1: Hey! Hey, careful! You're upsetting the PC babies!
- Mr. Hankey: The PC what? Listen, Christmas season means peace on earth and good will towards men!
- [the PC babies crying continues]
- Mr. Hankey: All right, all right, look. What is the holiday season about? It's about loving each other, right? Loving and what.
- [getting exasperated, The PC babies crying intensifies too much]
- Mr. Hankey: What? What are they crying about now?
- Man #2: Sometimes PC babies doesn't even know what they're crying about!
- Mr. Hankey: Well, then tell the babies to shut the FUCK up!
- [the crowd turns on him, booing]
- Mr. Hankey: Who the fuck brings a goddamn baby to a Christmas show anyway?
- [Kyle leaps away from the keyboard and grabs Mr. Hankey]
- Kyle Broflovski: Mr. Hankey, stop!
- Mr. Hankey: Stop it! Let me go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
- [He proceeds to beat up Kyle and wreck the stage. The crowd disperses]