The Alpines

This is not a great movie, but it's not the worst thing i've ever seen. It's fine. The acting was meh, and the story was non existent, ending in an undeserved shootout climax.

Then i read that it was made on a 10k budget, in 2 weeks, with a crew of 3 people. That fits, and for that, it's an achievement, of sorts.

It doesn't deserve all the hate it's getting, but it deserves none of the praise it's getting either. Watch it, don't watch it, you'll forget about it the next day.

Prepare the most obvious fake punches, peak overacting, and a script that could rival the one you wrote in high school.

If you're hoping for scares, thrills, or any kind of tension, I'd recommend seeking another movie.

Shots missed.

I've seen this before, in this case i didn't like the actors and/or story.

Forgettable and highly over rated, imho.

Would you like to sit through an hour and thirty minutes of really poorly written, middle-school level relationship drama, with a terrible payoff at the end? Well this one's for you.

I literally saw the cameraman in the reflection of the window in one scene. I give it two stars because I appreciate trashy movies. This wasn't entertaining though. So bad that, unfortunately, it is bad.