Pyrocynical

Where's Petscop 2 at boys? Pyro needs to make it, but aside from that, he's pretty great, DEFINITELY deserving of a 10/10.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pyrocincal. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memes, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Pyro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Shrek literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pyrocincal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pyro's existential catchphrase "Marge Simpson," which itself is a cryptic reference to Pain. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Naill's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pyrocincal tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

We reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.

From deep film analysis to bullying children, there's something for everyone. His acting is brilliant and his directorial debu, Shrek Has Swag, is one of the greatest pieces of filmmaking in the entire history of film. He is not given enough credit for his flexibility, the only way you could possibly know if Pyrocinical directed the film you're watching is by A) Looking it up or B) Recognizing only one man could create something so incredible. If you have any time in the day to spare please spend it watching one of his masterpieces.

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.