Evan Hofer credited as playing...
Chlodwig
- [Princess Greta is hanging by her wrists over a hole where a fire-breathing dragon dwells]
- Gretta: Let me go this instant, you... .
- Black Knight: Call me
- [removes his helmet]
- Black Knight: Sugar Plum.
- Gretta: Chlodwig?
- Black Knight: None other, my darling. This is the happiest day of my life!
- Gretta: Release me this instant, Chlodwig. Honestly, I've tried to be nice.
- [after a lengthy sword fight, the Black Knight knocks away Gretta's sword and has her at his mercy]
- Dwight: Okay. Okay, okay man. Hey, we all know violence isn't the answer.
- Gretta: Save your breath, Champion.
- Black Knight: Champion? Him?
- Gretta: Sadly, yes.
- Black Knight: This spineless tadpole?
- Gretta: I know.
- Black Knight: This sniveling little weakling?
- Dwight: Can we not do this again?
- [the Black Knight hoists Gretta over his shoulder and carries her from the room]
- Gretta: I will never marry you, Chlodwig.
- Chlodwig: But we are betrothed. Mummy and Daddy promised you to me.
- Gretta: We were three years old... and then you turned into a lunatic.
- Chlodwig: I am a prince. No one tells me no.
- Gretta: I am a *princess* and I am telling you no.
- Chlodwig: You'll marry me or I'll feed you to the dragon!
- [Chlodwig hacks at the rope suspending Gretta above the dragon's lair with his sword]