Caitlin Carmichael credited as playing...
Gretta
- [Dwight has defeated Jacopo in their water bottle flipping duel]
- Baldric: And you, villain, may take yourself hence. You are no match for Princess Gretta's *champion*.
- Jacopo: I leave defeated, but not dishonored.
- Dwight: One hundred percent agree.
- Gretta: Halt! We should make a 'self me' to capture this special moment.
- [cut to Dwight taking a selfie of the group]
- Gretta: [to Jacopo] You may withdraw.
- Dwight: What does this Yakapoo guy want?
- Gretta: My throne.
- Dwight: [points to an old chair] What? That thing?
- Gretta: No no no - my kingdom.
- Baldric: That man is mad for power. He sold his own soul to put that spell on this lute.
- Gretta: And now it has a mind of its own.
- Dwight: Nana, now's as good a time as any to tell you...
- Nana: That our new neighbors are not really actors?
- Dwight: Yeah.
- Nana: Okay.
- School Administrator: Well, I just need your signature right here, Gretta.
- Gretta: Baldric, the royal seal, please.
- [Baldric pulls out two jars of liquid for the seal]
- Baldric: Blood or ink?
- Dwight: Ew!
- Gretta: So you live with Nana?
- Dwight: Yeah, since I was a baby.
- Gretta: Well, what of your parents.
- Dwight: Plane crash. They were wildlife photographers.
- Gretta: Hmm?
- Dwight: They took pictures of animals. They were in a small plane in Alaska.
- Gretta: What is...
- Dwight: Oh, a thing you fly in. And it... crashed.
- [Gretta has filed paperwork to be admitted to Woodside High School]
- School Administrator: Okay, this all looks good, Gretta.
- Dwight: Thank you.
- School Administrator: Oh, wait, you missed one thing - your previous school.
- Baldric: Her highness was educated by royal tutors.
- Dwight: Homeschooled.
- Gretta: Sadly, the ogres boiled and ate them.
- [Gretta introduces Dwight as her champion]
- Jacopo: Hi.
- Gretta: You don't mean... him?
- Gretta: Oh, but I do.
- Jacopo: This baby-faced monkey.
- Gretta: None else.
- Jacopo: This jiggling little bowl of jelly.
- Nana: Okay, that's enough out of you, buster. We have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to bullying, so you keep it polite or you and me are going to have problems and you *don't* want to have problems with me.
- Science Teacher: Okay, everybody, we have a new student. This is Gretta. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself.
- Gretta: I am from the lineage of King Alsric the Grim. My kinsmen dead, I am the last heir to the House of Moon Dragon.