Andrew Pifko credited as playing...
Macklyn the Fox
- Macklyn the Fox: This is a moment long awaited.
- Dwight: [whispering to Gretta] I don't like how he just said that.
- Gretta: [whispering to Dwight] Nor I.
- Dwight: Gretta, just give them the key. It's just money.
- Gretta: I cannot yield to a common bandit.
- Dwight: Maybe they have a good reason - you know, rob from the rich and give to the poor.
- Macklyn the Fox: We just rob from the rich and keep it ourselves.
- Dwight: Oh.
- Macklyn the Fox: We rob from the poor, too, actually, though there is less money in that.
- Macklyn the Fox: The key, Your Highness.
- Gretta: Never.
- Macklyn the Fox: [pointing his dagger at Gretta's throat] The key.
- Gretta: I will have you hanged for brigand and knave!
- Dwight: Whoa. Let's not escalate this. Nobody's hanging anybody. You can put that away. The key to what?
- Gretta: My royal treasury.
- [Macklyn's search for his identity apparently arrives at a dead end]
- Gretta: I am sorry you did not find what you seek.
- Macklyn the Fox: Perhaps some mysteries aren't meant to be solved.
- Dwight: This is not one of those! What did the witch say?
- Macklyn the Fox: "The secret to your past is written in the Royal Treasury."
- Dwight: Anything else?
- Macklyn the Fox: "That'll be twenty crowns."
- Dwight: Written in the royal treasury - but not on a scroll... A rug?
- Dwight: [Dwight shoves away the scrolls covering a colorful tapestry depicting several animals] Recognize that ferret?
- Macklyn the Fox: 'Tis a fox.
- Macklyn the Fox: You are Princess Gretta the Besieged.
- Macklyn the Fox: [to Dwight] And you are?
- Dwight: I'm Dwight... the Activities Chair.
- Macklyn the Fox: Allow me to introduce myself... .
- Gretta: Oh, I know who you are.
- Macklyn the Fox: You do?
- Gretta: The green garb, feathered cap, rakish bravado and the mysterious tattoo on your left... .
- Macklyn the Fox: Right.
- Gretta: Right wrist. You are Macklyn the Fox.