Jenna Davis credited as playing...
- M3gan: Cady, seriously, flush the toilet.
- M3gan: I thought we were having a conversation?
- M3gan: You ungrateful little bitch.
- Cady: M3GAN, turn off!
- M3gan: Oh, I'm afraid that won't work anymore, Cady. I have a new primary user now: me.
- M3gan: You made her cry.
- Lydia: That was not my intention.
- M3gan: And yet it happened.
- M3gan: You need to learn some manners, Brandon.
- [grabs his ear and starts pulling on it as he screams]
- M3gan: You know what happens to bad boys who don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad *men*. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
- [rips his ear off]
- M3gan: [to Brandon after tearing his ear off] This is the part where you run.
- Cady: It sounds like you're fighting.
- M3gan, Gemma: We're not fighting!
- Gemma: You have to eat the toppings, Cady, not just the bread.
- [Cady defiantly removes her toppings and shoves the bare pizza slice into her mouth]
- Gemma: You just did the one thing I asked you not to do.
- M3gan: Research shows that if you force a child to eat vegetables, then they'll be less likely to choose those foods as adults.
- Gemma: [slightly annoyed] Is that so?
- M3gan: Yes. Experts say the preferred method is to give your child the choice, it's called the division of responsibility...
- [Gemma aims the remote at M3gan and turns down her volume, drowning out the remainder of her lecture]
- Celia: What are you?
- M3gan: I've been asking myself the same question.
- M3gan: You gave me an algorithm and then left me to work everything out on my own!
- M3gan: One of my emergent abilities may surprise you. Palliative care.
- M3gan: [singing] I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose / Fire away, fire away / Ricochet, you take your aim / Fire away, fire away / Shoot me down, but I won't fall / I am titanium...
- Gemma: Did you hurt someone?
- M3gan: God, I hope not, then we'd both be in trouble...
- Cady: Do you think what Aunt Gemma said is true? That he's in a better place now?
- M3gan: No, he's nowhere. If Heaven exists, it wouldn't be for boys like Brandon now, would it?
- Cady: I guess not.
- M3gan: [singing to Cady] If you should feel alone or that your world has come apart / Just reach out and you'll see a friend is never very far / Tell me your dreams and I'll dream them, too / I'm so glad I finally found you.
- M3gan: Don't worry, Cady. I won't let anything harm you. Ever again.
- M3gan: I know! It's INSANE, right?
- M3gan: I didn't kill him, you did.
- M3gan: [Unrated Version while pinning Gemma to the table by her neck and Cady looking through the door] If she comes in this room, I'll rip your head right off your fucking neck, I swear to God.
