The Hills: New Beginnings

Stephanie Pratt looks like she followed Heidi's lead and got all of the work. Yikes. Audrina looks like she's a 70 year old man in kansas' 48 year old trophy wife. Brody's wife needs to put a foot down or get a divorce. I've never been so happy to be a middle class "normie".

How did Heidi and Spencer become the normal ones? The females in the cast also need to work on the "no but really I'm sober I swear" look. Or eat something..

I loved the hills and this is kind of sad to watch... I feel sorry for the original cast.

Total train wreck. Brenden watching everyone else like "lol ok..." is the winning factor.

I started watching this for old times sake. I have to admit I am enjoying it more than I thought I would. The episodes go by so fast. It's a nice brainless show to watch when you're bored.

I really like Brandon. Although he is the youngest, he has such an old soul and is quite mature. I'm sure he has had to grow up quickly having famous parents. Seems to me Pamela did a wonderful job raising him. I love that he is girl crazy too.

Another surprise is how much I like Spencer. The guy is in his own world with his wife and baby but still has moments of shadiness. But he is not mean spirited at all. Him and Heidi have shown the most growth in my opinion.

Audrina has always been a lovely but boring person. I like that she is keeping her child protected and not showing her (I'm only on episode 10 so that may change). She has to toughen up when it comes to men and just let relationships flow organically. It's like she is always trying to romanticize men.

Stephanie is by far the drama queen of the bunch. She seems to enjoy that role. She's not very likeable and looks way too plastic. She needs to start aging gracefully.

Brody and his girl bless them were never meant to last. When a "married" man shows no real interest in being a father I think that's a red flag. Caitlyn needs to move on (which I think she has). I have to say though that he is a gorgeous specimin of a man. Such eye candy.

Whitney...oh lord what can I say. Her way of talking just irks my soul!!!! It may be the valley girl thing but I truly have to look away when she speaks. It is nice to see her happy and stable though.

Ashley and Jason seem happy but it's worrisome seeing Jason struggle a little. He seems like he is really trying to stay sober. Sometimes the ghosts of the past keep you in a chokehold. I hope he works it out because she seems to be a great partner.

Justin is a cutie and has grown on me but he seems like he was playing games with Audrina. He knows how she is and should have made it clear from the beginning that they are just friends. He seems like he really wants to be a player for life. Pisces people are odd in general...hahaha

Something about Frankie I dont like or trust.

A bunch of adults who don't seem to have jobs, but have endless amounts of money while acting like adolescents is what this show is. This show is filled with negativity-gossiping, mixed messages about alcohol/alcoholism, drunkenness, self-centeredness, profanity, materialism, and promiscuity. I see absolutely no positive aspect about this show whatsoever. Also, some of the people have kids (Kristin, Audrina) yet they are notably absent from the show.

I can't believe they are in their 30s, when they bicker and fight as much as they did ten years ago. Some of them even got worse as they grew up... The editing make for awkward and unintentionally funny moments sometimes, but I can live with that. It's just your regular E! Show, only it's on MTV. And you have the displeasure of not having the same soundtrack, depending on the first airing and reruns. Let's see if season 2 finally gets an airing date...

I've seen reality TV and then I've seen this trashy reality tv! It's soooo scripted and pathetic. Packed full of self entitled people and snobs.

What a waste of my life I'll never get back.