Jamie Lee Curtis credited as playing...
Linda Drysdale
- Linda Drysdale: Were you boinking my father?
- Meg Thrombey: Boinking?
- Jacob Thrombey: You had sex with my grandfather you dirty anchor baby!
- Benoit Blanc: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.
- Linda Drysdale: What?
- Joni Thrombey: Can we ask why? Has something changed?
- Benoit Blanc: No...
- Joni Thrombey: No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?
- Walt Thrombey: [shouting to Geatnana Wanetta] Do you want dinner Nana? Dinner? To eat? Nana?
- Linda Drysdale: Walt, she's fine. She ate the entire salmon spread already.
- Linda Drysdale: [questioned about Walt] If you think I'm dumb enough to shit-talk my little brother in front of a police detective and a state trooper...
- Richard Drysdale: [cut to Richard being questioned] Walt doesn't run shit!
- Trooper Wagner: We're sorry for your loss.
- Linda Drysdale: Thank you. That means a lot.
- Lieutenant Elliott: So we understand that night the family had gathered to celebrate your father's 85th birthday.
- Linda Drysdale: Yes.
- Lieutenant Elliott: How was it?
- Linda Drysdale: The party? Pre dad's death? Oh, it was great.