Don Johnson credited as playing...
Richard Drysdale
- Walt Thrombey: [Being questioned] My son Jacob, he's 16, very politically active.
- Richard Drysdale: [Cut to Richard being questioned] The boy is literally a Nazi.
- Meg Thrombey: [Cut to Meg being questioned] He's an alt-right dipstick troll.
- Walt Thrombey: [Cut to Walt being questioned] Kids today, with the internet, it's amazing.
- Walt Thrombey: I don't know what any of that means.
- Richard Drysdale: It means your son is a little creep.
- Walt Thrombey: Oh, my son's a creep.
- Joni Thrombey: Guys. Walt, he was in the bathroom.
- Richard Drysdale: Joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer.
- Walt Thrombey: You know what Richard, you want to go?
- Richard Drysdale: You bet Skippy, let's go!
- Ransom Drysdale: I've got to do this more often.
- Linda Drysdale: [questioned about Walt] If you think I'm dumb enough to shit-talk my little brother in front of a police detective and a state trooper...
- Richard Drysdale: [cut to Richard being questioned] Walt doesn't run shit!
- Walt Thrombey: Jacob was in that bathroom the night of the party.
- Joni Thrombey: Oh, so that's where you were all night.
- Richard Drysdale: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom all night?
- Jacob Thrombey: Nothing.
- Meg Thrombey: Swatting Syrian refugees.
- Jacob Thrombey: I was not.
- Meg Thrombey: Alt-right troll.
- Jacob Thrombey: Liberal snowflake.
- Joni Thrombey: You don't like him cause you love him.
- Richard Drysdale: No, I don't like him, he's an asshole but maybe an asshole is what we needed.
- Joni Thrombey: Oh, God, yeah, and an asshole is what Germany needed in nineteen thirty whatever.
- Ransom Drysdale: [Driving away with Marta] I think this could be the best thing to happen to *all* of you!
- Richard Drysdale: [With the rest of the family] What does he mean by that?
- Joni Thrombey: They're putting kids in cages!
- Richard Drysdale: I'm not saying that's not terrible, but the parents share some of that blame.
- Joni Thrombey: Why? For wanting a better future for their kids? Isn't that what America's...
- Richard Drysdale: [banging his fork against his plate as he speaks] For *breaking* *the* *law*!