Katherine Langford credited as playing...
Meg Thrombey
- Walt Thrombey: [Being questioned] My son Jacob, he's 16, very politically active.
- Richard Drysdale: [Cut to Richard being questioned] The boy is literally a Nazi.
- Meg Thrombey: [Cut to Meg being questioned] He's an alt-right dipstick troll.
- Walt Thrombey: [Cut to Walt being questioned] Kids today, with the internet, it's amazing.
- Ransom Drysdale: That's some heavy-duty conjecture.
- Walt Thrombey: Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.
- Ransom Drysdale: [pointing] Up your ass.
- Meg Thrombey: [angrily] Oh, very nice!
- Ransom Drysdale: [pointing to each family member as they shout at him] Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that?
- Ransom Drysdale: [as the family are all shouting at him] Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... *definitely* eat shit...
- Ransom Drysdale: I got to do this more often.
- Linda Drysdale: Were you boinking my father?
- Meg Thrombey: Boinking?
- Jacob Thrombey: You had sex with my grandfather you dirty anchor baby!
- Walt Thrombey: Jacob was in that bathroom the night of the party.
- Joni Thrombey: Oh, so that's where you were all night.
- Richard Drysdale: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom all night?
- Jacob Thrombey: Nothing.
- Meg Thrombey: Swatting Syrian refugees.
- Jacob Thrombey: I was not.
- Meg Thrombey: Alt-right troll.
- Jacob Thrombey: Liberal snowflake.
- Ransom Drysdale: Hey Franny how about a glass of cold milk.
- Meg Thrombey: Hey asshole not her name not her job!
- Ransom Drysdale: Hey Meg how's the SJW degree coming?
- Meg Thrombey: Trust fund prick.