Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

Remember Lindsay Lohan from 1998's 'Parent Trap'? Yeah, me neither. The 40-something year old Lohan continues to pretend she's a teenager with a functioning logic center. This woman is not likeable, interesting, nor even a complete train wreck to gawk at. There's absolutely nothing appealing about her or the people she pays to hang around her. I don't know how she gets movie or television offers, but can we all come together and agree to never give her attention ever again.

She thinks she is some Oprah-esque person, but in reality she is a mess. She's awful to the people in the show, she has irrational rules (fires someone because their room wasn't clean???), and acts like some sort of incredible savior for not firing people that deserve it. And the show doesn't really have a defined structure. Definitely are some way better reality shows that your time would be much better spent watching.

Seriously? I didn't know she was out of rehab... I'm more puzzled over who paid for this tripe? They're either on some type of drug or mentally impaired to allow this train wreck of a woman to star in anything. Nothing redeeming about this show, save your time... you've been warned!

I like a good reality show. This isn't one.

Lots of supposedly rich people wearing too little clothes drinking too much alcohol. The 'ambassadors' are whiney and not likeable. Don't waste your time unless you have a very wide masochistic streak in you.

I love myself some good "reality" tv, but this is seriously awful. Like honestly cringe-worthy.