Corey Wells credited as playing...
Chief Iranian Agent • Deep State Agent #1 • North Korean Agent #1
- Chief North Korean Agent: Our Dear Leader wants Trump doll.
- Angel Connell: You mean Kim Jong-Un?
- North Korean Agent #1, North Korean Agent #2: Kim Jong-Un!
- Chief North Korean Agent: [nods] Dennis Rodman was unavailable so the Dear Leader sent me.
- Angel Connell: Did he give you a check to cover the cost of having the doll?
- Chief North Korean Agent: No.
- Angel Connell: Then he ain't getting it.
- Chief North Korean Agent: Of course he will. With the doll in his hands, he'll have a power over your president that's far greater than nuclear ICBMs. And my head will remain securely attached to my neck once I hand the doll over to our Dear Leader - Kim Jong-Un!
- North Korean Agent #1, North Korean Agent #2: Kim Jong-Un!
- Angel Connell: Everybody else is playing fair and square during this crowdfunding campaign. The rules apply to your boss too. Give him THAT message.
- Chief North Korean Agent: [pulls out a knife] I'll give YOU a message...
- Chief Iranian Agent: We are the Quds Force of Iran's Revolutionary Guards. Our Supreme Leader demands you give us the doll that resembles the orange-faced infidel who is your president.
- Angel Connell: You mean President Trump.
- Chief Iranian Agent: Speak not his name in my presence!
- Iranian Agent #1, Iranian Agent #2: [blocking their ears] Allahu Akbar! Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!
- Chief Iranian Agent: [to the other agents] Silence!
- Angel Connell: Why does the Ayatollah want it?
- Chief Iranian Agent: With the doll in the Supreme Leader's possession, your president will be a helpless plaything who will be unable to prevent us from spreading jihad across the globe!
- Iranian Agent #1, Iranian Agent #2: Allahu Akbar!
- Chief Iranian Agent: Surrender the doll to me, infidel.
- Angel Connell: Only after a pallet of cash from the Ayatollah is flown into Logan Airport in an unmarked cargo plane and delivered to me by courier.
- Chief Iranian Agent: [pulls out a knife] Die, infidel!