Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.

Diss

Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.

Odafin Tutuola: So people actually pay for this.
Riley: Hey, it's cheaper than a shrink, and a hell of a lot better.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: So, what? You-you go into a room, you... you scream and you smash a bunch of stuff?
Riley: You make it sound so trivial.
Odafin Tutuola: Snake comes here?
Riley: Under a pseudonym, sure. He rents our deluxe room.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: What do you get with the deluxe room?
Riley: A dummy, male or female. Some people rent Donald, others Hillary.
Odafin Tutuola: How much for both?
Dominick Carisi Jr.: You wouldn't happen to record these sessions, would ya?
Riley: Gentlemen, we live in an age of litigation. I wouldn't be caught without it.

Dominick Carisi Jr.: How'd you get that bruise?
Justin 'Snake Eye' Anderson: I got into a fight with a pain-in-the-ass papo. He was too close to Lexi. I was protecting my daughter. Is that all right with you, Wonder Bread?

Olivia Benson: [Carisi finishes with a witness] He know anything?
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Nah, he's just a looky-loo.
Olivia Benson: I hate celebrity cases.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Ten Grammys, 25 nominations. The president could be on that gurney and get less media attention.

Dominick Carisi Jr.: I'm-I'm curious. Where were you when Dallas was...
Banks: What? Getting her ass beat?
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Yeah.
Banks: Oh, I was at home. All night, alone.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Can anyone vouch for you?
Banks: Mm-hmm. My doorman. I don't mean to be rude, but I got things to do, and I got way more customers before I get to you. Now beat it.

Dominick Carisi Jr.: What makes you say that Snake has a temper?
Amir Khoury: [indicating his shiner] You mean aside from this? Look, guys running for saint don't spend a lot of time at Enfado's Playground.
Odafin Tutuola: What's that?
Amir Khoury: It's a rage room. You know, where they all let it hang out.

Odafin Tutuola: No sign of forced entry. The alarms were off. Security cameras were hacked last week.
Amanda Rollins: So, a neighbor walking her dog around 8:15 saw Dallas in a pretty heated squabble with her husband, Justin Anderson, AKA Snake.
Olivia Benson: Yeah, I know who he is.
Odafin Tutuola: I doubt if he did this.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Maybe not, but I wouldn't bet on that. The 3rd has already investigated two domestic disputes at this address in the last month.
Olivia Benson: Where's Snake now?
Odafin Tutuola: Bodyguard says he's in concert at the Apollo.

Amir Khoury: Snake hit me and then he paid me, and then that put an end to our business dealings.
Odafin Tutuola: Well, in case you're interested, your face did a real job on his knuckles.
Amir Khoury: Look, I went easy on him. You know, you want to be a celeb, you got to put up with dicks like me. But I hope Dallas is okay, right? Her face is a lot prettier than mine.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Why? You think Snake was the one who beat her up?
Amir Khoury: Well, it wouldn't shock me. You never know when Mr. Temper's gonna pop up.
Odafin Tutuola: Well, Snake was on stage during the time of that attack.
Amir Khoury: Right, and OJ was in Chicago.
Odafin Tutuola: Well, you have proof he wasn't on stage?
Amir Khoury: Snake's a celebrity. People cover for celebrities.

Amanda Rollins: Liv, look at this. This was posted on Dallas' Instagram page two weeks ago.
Olivia Benson: Looks like a happy kid.
Amanda Rollins: Yeah, but look at Snake. See that's a smart lock? And if you put it in slow mode... see him pressing the buttons? Right, you can see the code. I mean, this could be how the perpetrator got in. The only problem is this video got over 200,000 likes.
Olivia Benson: So we could be looking at a stalker.
Amanda Rollins: Her manager is getting a list together of any people that she's had trouble with in the past.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Hey, listen to this. "Come at me again, I'm gonna sidestep you. Teach that black Taylor Swift wife of yours a lesson." It's a rap by RB Banks. It dropped last week.
Olivia Benson: Well, that sounds like it's about a lot more than publicity.
Amanda Rollins: Yeah. Liv, look a this. RB Banks liked this Instagram post of Lexi dancing.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: That gives him means.
Olivia Benson: Talk to him.

Banks: I know why you here. Yeah, bitch got what she deserved.
Amanda Rollins: You realize we're cops, right?
Banks: Yeah, but I ain't done nothing.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Yeah, except for teaching that black Taylor Swift wife of his a lesson.
Banks: [scoffing] Have you heard her sing?
Amanda Rollins: Okay, I understand you're in a diss war with Banks. That sounds pretty personal.
Banks: That boy Snake accused me of having a ghostwriter. That's personal to me.

Peter Stone: Would someone please explain why our investigation is on the front page of the paper?
Amanda Rollins: It's gotta be your your paparazzi friend.
Dominick Carisi Jr.: Bottom feeder.
Odafin Tutuola: [seeing the front page of the "Ledger"] Not good. This could pop off. I hope Snake doesn't do something stupid. We should get to Banks' studio.