William Zabka credited as playing...
Johnny Lawrence
- Johnny Lawrence: Life's not black and white. More often than not, it's grey. And it's in those grey areas where Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai sometimes shows mercy.
- Miguel Diaz: Okay. The app is downloaded. What type of women are you looking to meet?
- [Johnny looks at Miguel in disbelief]
- Miguel Diaz: Super hot babes. Dumb question. Okay. What are your likes?
- Johnny Lawrence: My likes?
- Miguel Diaz: Mm hmm.
- Johnny Lawrence: What am I supposed to say? Long walks on the beach? I like muscle cars, martial arts, and "Iron Eagle". And "Iron Eagle II". Why aren't you texting this down? Computer dating is your idea.
- Miguel Diaz: Look, you have to take this seriously.
- Johnny Lawrence: It used to be simple. Find a chick in a bar. Bump into her hard, but not too hard. Pretty hard. Then you buy her a beer.
- Miguel Diaz: Yeah, no.
- Johnny Lawrence: Tried and true, Diaz. That's how the cavemen did it. Cavemen. That's another like. You know, like the ones in those insurance commercials.
- Miguel Diaz: [sighs] Look, I think I can fill out the rest of this on my own. What about clothes? What are you wearing?
- Johnny Lawrence: You gonna teach me about fashion now?
- Miguel Diaz: Might have to.