Mike Stoklasa credited as playing...
Self
- [discussing Batman's mobility in the Burton films]
- Rich Evans: I expect Batman to be a fucking ninja, and he's doing this.
- [Rich mimics his awkward shoulder movements]
- Macaulay Culkin: That's true.
- Mike Stoklasa: That's true, that's true.
- Macaulay Culkin: [sarcastically] Good point, Rich!
- Mike Stoklasa: A very good point, Rich.
- [Jay and Mack laugh, Rich raises his hands in the air in frustrated]
- Rich Evans: You... you and Mike!
- Macaulay Culkin: I'm on the trolley, alright? I'm on the trolley. I'm on the Mike train! Choo-choo!
- Rich Evans: I know Buzz was mean to you, but... why take it out on me?
- Macaulay Culkin: [in a deep voice] Yes, I will!
- [while watching Home Alone: Taking Back the House; French Stewart walks into a door and the crew reacts with mocking enthusiasm]
- Rich Evans: Oh.
- [the crew laughs]
- Josh Davis: Get ready for the rest of the movie, Rich!
- [Mack gets up]
- Mike Stoklasa: It's just starting!
- Macaulay Culkin: [points at Rich] You better start laughing!
- [uproarious laughter; Mack sits back down]
- Shawn DePasquale: This is comedy fucking gold!
- [Mack gets back up]
- Macaulay Culkin: This is fucking gold right here! John Hughes created these characters, alright? You're disrespecting Mr. John Hughes!
- [sits back down, but keeps staring at Rich]
- Macaulay Culkin: Every time there's a joke, I'm gonna look at you. I'm gonna look right at you, and point!
- [later, French Stewart and Missi Pyle get hosed by sprinklers, and the crew responds with mock amusement; Mack looks at Rich]
- Rich Evans: [sarcastically] A-ha-ha-haaaa! A-haaaa! Haaa-ha-ha! Ha-haaa!