Paul Adelstein credited as playing...
Ted
- Bryce: What is happening?
- Movie Star: It looks so damn real.
- Lillian: No, no, no, no. This is, this is just theater, right?
- Soren: What the fuck are you talking about, lady? He just fucking shot himself, okay?
- Ted: It looked very real, Lillian. Quite real.
- Lillian: This is... This is just theater. It's stagecraft.
- Soren: Is it really?
- Lillian: Yeah. This is what he does. It's part of the menu.
- Chef Slowik: So, here you have house-smoked Bresse chicken thigh al pastor and our own tortillas made with heirloom masa, one of Hawthorn's signature dishes.
- Ted: Thank you.
- Chef Slowik: We change our menu constantly, but, as Ms. Bloom knows, this has been a staple since day one. It's what you once said...
- Lillian: Put you on the map.
- Chef Slowik: Put me on the map. Precisely what map would that be... I wonder. Anyways, because we're always innovating, and we fear irrelevance, an update to a classic. The images on the tortillas have been made using a laser-engraving machine. It's the first time we've used it. We hope this taco night evokes strong memories for us all. Enjoy.
- Lillian: There's a neediness to the plating, you know. I mean, it's been tweezered to fuck. But the flavors are there. It's very clean. It's very, um, thalassic.
- Ted: Thalassic?
- Lillian: Oceanic. Thalassa was the primeval spirit of the sea.
- Ted: Oh, Thalassa and Pontus. Yes, yes, yes.
- Lillian: Correct. So, we are... We're eating the ocean.
- Ted: We're eating the ocean.