Lily Tomlin credited as playing...
Frankie Bergstein
- [first lines]
- Frankie Bergstein: What? When? Why?
- Grace Hanson: [chuckles] Which question do you want me to answer first?
- Frankie Bergstein: I asked them in alphabetical order for a reason.
- Grace Hanson: Okay. We did it last night. It was a completely spontaneous thing. We flew to Vegas, we went to an all-night chapel, we were married by a Filipino Elvis impersonator.
- Frankie Bergstein: Bayani Pang?
- Grace Hanson: Yeah! Oh, Jesus. It was insane. It was the kind of thing you'd do, actually.
- Frankie Bergstein: [scoffs] I was married by a cult leader, like a normal person. I didn't just fly off in the middle of the night without telling anyone.