Savannah Reina credited as playing...
Daisy
- Sloane: When did Halloween go from dressing up like a princess to dressing up like a whore?
- Abby: Oh, I dunno, like, sixth grade?
- Daisy: What's a whore?
- Abby: Um, somebody who gets paid to play with boys.
- Violet: I wanna be a whore.
- Daisy: Me, too.
- Abby: Okay, but just remember that the house gets fifty per cent.
- [Sloane sits at the kids dinner table to avoid annoying adult inquiries, yet...]
- Daisy: So, Aunt Sloane, why DIDN'T you call Rodney?
- Sloane: Why didn't YOU call Rodney?
- Daisy: Because I already have a boyfriend. His name is Levi, and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess.
- Sloane: Well, good for you, Daisy. You enjoy it while you can, 'cause one day you are gonna walk outside and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow. Yeah. Not a good day, Daisy. It hurts. It hardens you. And the next thing you know, you're just south of thirty sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka.