janekreisman
Joined Feb 2013
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And that is a very low bar.
Jeff Goldblum's singing was even worse than his overall performance.
*Any other actor* would have been better. Like the goat.
Or a flying monkey.
With so much minute attention to detail everywhere else in the film, why pick this guy? He brought absolutely nothing to the film. It was like eating white bread. He had no flavor! He had no texture. No rapport with other characters; no expression, nothing unique at all. Very disappointing. This would have been an excellent opportunity for an actor of color.
They cast an actor who cannot sing, and a singer who can't act, (Arianna Grande.)
Jeff Goldblum's singing was even worse than his overall performance.
*Any other actor* would have been better. Like the goat.
Or a flying monkey.
With so much minute attention to detail everywhere else in the film, why pick this guy? He brought absolutely nothing to the film. It was like eating white bread. He had no flavor! He had no texture. No rapport with other characters; no expression, nothing unique at all. Very disappointing. This would have been an excellent opportunity for an actor of color.
They cast an actor who cannot sing, and a singer who can't act, (Arianna Grande.)
As long as I live, I will never forget Chloë Sevigny as the apathetic, washed-up, one-hit wonder punk rocker who refused to "jooge the turd." A dozen of the top veteran actors in Hollywood appeared in this too-short series, and each one gave a tour de force performance. Natasha Lyonne complemented each of them perfectly. Ellen Barkin was also unforgettable. Cast includes Nick Nolte, Benjamin Bratt, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tim Meadows and an unrecognizable Judith Light. Even the wide-ranging and scenic, classic American locales became characters. Poker Face is a fun streaming romp. Each episode works independently, but you know what they say about the sum of the parts...
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