sime-arsov
Joined Mar 2013
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This movie is an absolute trainwreck that manages to insult a beloved classic at every turn. The film's attempt to modernize a well-known fairytale falls flat in every conceivable way. The script is clumsily written, full of outdated clichés and forced twists that feel more like gimmicks than genuine innovation. Performances are wooden, and the direction seems almost apathetic-it's as if the filmmakers simply didn't care enough to make a coherent movie.
Pros: Absolutely nothing
Cons: A muddled, incoherent narrative that barely holds together.
Lackluster performances that sap any potential emotional impact.
Visual effects that look like they were thrown together on a shoestring budget.
Overall, a profound misfire that squanders the legacy of a classic story.
A monumental failure that not only wastes its own potential but also disrespects the source material. Save your time and money-this film is one hell of an abomination, wish Id never seen it.
Pros: Absolutely nothing
Cons: A muddled, incoherent narrative that barely holds together.
Lackluster performances that sap any potential emotional impact.
Visual effects that look like they were thrown together on a shoestring budget.
Overall, a profound misfire that squanders the legacy of a classic story.
A monumental failure that not only wastes its own potential but also disrespects the source material. Save your time and money-this film is one hell of an abomination, wish Id never seen it.
I haven't finish watching it, because I mean, who actually could? I gave it my best, but it's just...A lot of cringe. I bet even Neil throughout the first 20 minutes of previewing his final cut probably left and never finished watching it. Its just a literal waste of time. I like to watch low budget movies, but this feels like it was bad not on purpose and also on purpose...I feel like Neil genuinely believes that this is a real and serious movie, but hes not 100% sure. And that's a vibe I dont like, it's actually a bit terrifying and might be a sign of something being wrong with him. It feels like he hired some female actors just to paint a picture of him being able to get the ladies. Its something like a Steven Seagull vibe, but only worse and with less budget. I think this man might be delusional in real life as well, cos obviously he kept making similar movies afterwards with the same general message. And that is, that he a is a selfish, self-centered ego-maniac. Our art should represent who we are, and if it's not satire, which this one just isnt, then...What more do I need to say?
