cmalek98
Joined Mar 2013
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Well, I fell for the 9.2 rating this movie had when I was looking up the details lol. No, this is certainly not a 10/10 like the first few reviews that were posted. I'm giving it 2 stars: 1 is because some of the music and scenery is ok, and 1 is for some of the awkward scenes. I do appreciate a movie that's awkward and makes me feel uncomfortable and this tried to do that, it really did. But it just falls flat in a million ways. The acting is rough and the storyline ridiculous. My biggest gripe is how unrealistic it is. If anyone found themselves in a similar situation, none of us would stick around and keep hanging out with this couple. Would never happen. And all the characters suck, so there's no one to root for.
Rented it for $2.99 on Amazon. If you're curious, wait until you see it on sale for $0.99 or less.
Rented it for $2.99 on Amazon. If you're curious, wait until you see it on sale for $0.99 or less.
I was really disappointed in this. Sure, location was beautiful and the food looked awesome, hence, the 3. But the story and characters just weren't good. No chemistry between the leads, for one. And both just had really poor attitudes so didn't care about either. They acted like spoiled children which is really off putting for an adult romance. I found myself really irritated with the entire story line too. Won't give spoilers, but didn't like the way it all played out. They also did a weird job of poking fun at a serious topic in the first few minutes of the movie which set an odd tone for a romance. Could've accomplished same story with different, less tacky angle. Ended up skipping through last 20 minutes or so as I just didn't care.
Ok, I love me some good, deep character, emotionally charged movies. But sometimes I just want a good fight film, ya know? This is the style I enjoy when in that mood. Super slick and fast, don't care about realism because it looks awesome and that's all I'm looking for in this type of film. All the blood splatter and nonsense is just part of the ride. I loved the voice over and movie had plenty of humorous bits that made me lol. Bill did an amazing job considering he had zero dialogue. I'm really curious about how he trained for this role. Dude was in top shape! Really fun film, ignore the haters.