rklemm05
Joined May 2013
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First, I have to admit I can't stand the main actor, Aaron Piper, who's supposedly good looking and sexy, while I find him the very definition of average in every way, charmless and arrogant. I want to slap his little obnoxious smirk off.
As for the movie itself, well, we've seen that a zillion times before, and way better.
Guy from a poor background wants to become rich fast, make easy money and get hot girls, sex drugs and rock n' roll. Did I mention he's quite uneducated but oh so incredibly street smart? How original, isn't it?
Gets in the inner circles of wealthy criminals, f..s the lady boss, gets on the police radar and so on and so forth...
It's not a movie, but a roadmap with all the mandatory clichés and nothing more.
As for the movie itself, well, we've seen that a zillion times before, and way better.
Guy from a poor background wants to become rich fast, make easy money and get hot girls, sex drugs and rock n' roll. Did I mention he's quite uneducated but oh so incredibly street smart? How original, isn't it?
Gets in the inner circles of wealthy criminals, f..s the lady boss, gets on the police radar and so on and so forth...
It's not a movie, but a roadmap with all the mandatory clichés and nothing more.
I loved almost every MI movie, Dead Reckoning included. But this one is simply awful on every level, I couldn't find one redeeming quality to it. The dialogs, the overcomplicated plot, the acting (!!!)... What a trainwreck.
The endless speeches about the stakes are simply incomprehensible, endless and so cringe that they're almost funny (spoiler alert: they're not). Ethan Hunt is our Savior, even God pales in comparison.
As for the "pièces de résistance", the submarine scene looks like a Sunday documentary on the Discovery channel. Can it be more boring? I don't think so.
Even the biplane scene at the end made me sigh and yawn. We've seen that 1000 times, and way way better. And gosh, that is one looong movie, I felt every single minute of it.
Tom Cruise thinks he still looks young, with his embalmed face. He would have made a handsome elderly, had he not ruined his face with intensive surgery. Now he's just ridiculous, expressionless, not credible for a minute. Game over.
The endless speeches about the stakes are simply incomprehensible, endless and so cringe that they're almost funny (spoiler alert: they're not). Ethan Hunt is our Savior, even God pales in comparison.
As for the "pièces de résistance", the submarine scene looks like a Sunday documentary on the Discovery channel. Can it be more boring? I don't think so.
Even the biplane scene at the end made me sigh and yawn. We've seen that 1000 times, and way way better. And gosh, that is one looong movie, I felt every single minute of it.
Tom Cruise thinks he still looks young, with his embalmed face. He would have made a handsome elderly, had he not ruined his face with intensive surgery. Now he's just ridiculous, expressionless, not credible for a minute. Game over.
Even at his peak, I never found Adam Sandler especially funny. His corny, cliched humor, hamming it up all the time, well... I still had a smile once in a while, to be completely honest.
But man, the guy really needs to stop throwing everything at the wall hoping some things will stick.
Well, spoiler alert, they don't. None of them do. It's embarrassing, to say the least.
Lazy as hell, uninspired, all over the place.
What was already not that much funny to begin with 30 years ago is kinda depressing today.
If euthanizing a career was a thing, well, I'd suggest Sandler as be patient number one.
Go do something else, man.
But man, the guy really needs to stop throwing everything at the wall hoping some things will stick.
Well, spoiler alert, they don't. None of them do. It's embarrassing, to say the least.
Lazy as hell, uninspired, all over the place.
What was already not that much funny to begin with 30 years ago is kinda depressing today.
If euthanizing a career was a thing, well, I'd suggest Sandler as be patient number one.
Go do something else, man.
