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SimonMarkland

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Caught Stealing
7.37
Caught Stealing
Materialists
6.37
Materialists
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
7.28
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Matilda: The Musical
7.07
Matilda: The Musical
Eden
6.46
Eden
I Know What You Did Last Summer
5.26
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Superman
7.27
Superman
F1: The Movie
7.88
F1: The Movie
The Salt Path
6.86
The Salt Path
The Phoenician Scheme
6.76
The Phoenician Scheme
Lilo & Stitch
6.76
Lilo & Stitch
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
7.28
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
Ballerina
6.97
Ballerina
Final Destination: Bloodlines
6.76
Final Destination: Bloodlines
Sinners
7.68
Sinners
How to Train Your Dragon
7.88
How to Train Your Dragon
28 Weeks Later
6.96
28 Weeks Later
28 Years Later
6.77
28 Years Later
I'm Still Here
8.29
I'm Still Here
Adolescence
8.18
Adolescence
Snow White
2.16
Snow White
Baby's Day Out
6.26
Baby's Day Out
Presence
6.16
Presence
Mickey 17
6.77
Mickey 17
September 5
7.18
September 5

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    Poor Things

    Poor Things

    7.8
    7
  • Jan 13, 2024
  • Crazy Art !

    You know when you step into an art museum and you see art that makes no sense whatsoever and costs like $5.6 million and then think to yourself "what the hell is that" well poor things has moments of this throughout making this film crazy and very artistic.

    The film was good overall and Emma Stone was excellent as Bella Baxter, 15 minutes within the film you realise how great Emma Stone is.

    Perhaps the very different and wild parts in this film will make it not as enjoyable as you'd hope and harder to watch at times.

    As for Mark Ruffalo and William Dafoe they are both unique and different but are great in their respected roles.
    Bardo: False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths

    Bardo: False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths

    6.7
    6
  • Dec 29, 2022
  • Iñárritu Unleashed!

    I'm a big fan of anything Alejandro González Iñárritu does, his films are usually around a rating of an 8 at least but for me, this one I'm giving a generous 6.

    The film plays along nicely at times and gives me straight forward direction and understanding but then we get the artist side of Iñárritu that perhaps should of been left alone or left out of this film.

    You're ahead in this film thinking it's a really good then throughout you find that you're actually one step behind.

    The safer more generic and parts of the film are intriguing, they keep you content or even happy but then the 'moments' too many 'moments' we see are just too much for me.

    Even understanding bits of the offbeat uneven track it makes for a difficult watch.

    Saying all this I enjoyed big parts of the film but with the 'moments' it doesn't quite allow for me full enjoy the film entirely.
    Blonde

    Blonde

    5.4
    8
  • Oct 1, 2022
  • Why you should watch!!

    Many films come and go but with a precious few you should hold on to.

    Ok ok ok this film 'Blonde' shot beautifully with Ana De Armas portrayal and acting the bones out of Miss Monroe, these are the true positives about the film.

    I get this won't be for all to see but it worked for me, I can see when a film is just brilliant or greatly made and this is greatly made and not a brilliant film but still a good one.

    The film can seem long, disjointed.and extremely hard to watch at times but remember this is film making and not all films are meant to be fun.

    That's the beauty of film!

    Accept it's a film and have pleasure from seeing such a touching life story unfold before your eyes, Be emotional but not too sensitive at what you're seeing.

    This is why I love Film.

    Ok it's not truly great but I really took to it and appreciate it.

    Overall a good film!
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