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This was just god awful!!! Honestly, I wasn't expecting much from this movie - direct to DVD. It's a birthday party celebration in Vegas that you'll have wished never happened! The acting is beyond atrocious, the music is terrible, the hand-held camera thing is derivative, the kills are bland and very cost effective, and the script really lame. The killer in this is soooo dumb and the characters all grind on your nerves. There is no tension, no gore, nothing scary, nothing humorous, nothing! They totally "ATTEMPTED" to rip off Hostel but not in a good way. It's junk like this that is so insulting, to think that these filmmakers, if you can call them that, believed that they could piggy back off of decent horror films like Hostel, and try to sell audiences cheap toilet paper is just a slap in the face. I actually feel dumber for having watched this movie. Save yourself some angst and a few brain cells and skip this movie.

This ugly duckling turned beautiful swan story falls flat on its face. I wont waste time saying that this is the worst movie of all time because I'm sure you heard that from EVERY reviewer on IMDb. I'll just tell you what stinks about it. The plot(if you can call it that) is a joke and the acting is terrible. Paris can't act(she cant sing either but that's another story) and seeing her in The House Of Wax, National Lampoons's Pledge This and The Simple Life solidifies that point perfectly. She is basically a female version of Butthead(of Beavis and Butthead. She cant take full blame for this movie being abysmal. Joel David Moore and Christine Lakin cant act either. This movie goes through great lengths to get laughs and it comes off as desperation. Like all the things Nate does to help June change her appearance to get a man or Nate mistakenly smelling June's funky feet while trying to sniff(?) Christabel's butt(PLEASE don't ask) or a mentally handicapped albino stalker thrown in the picture for good measure. Plus the idea of Paris being a hottie is laughable. In closing this movie is the pits. Don't let curiosity overwhelm you enough to see how bad this movie is because it's not worth it. You'd rather watch Mr Magoo(the movie) till you turn blind then sit through this. This movie has been out for a while and I just rented it. Mistake!