DesertBeagler
Joined Aug 2013
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A complete and total knock off of "The Edge of Tomorrow" (great movie) with a few plot tweaks and wokeness to try and make it unique. Even the aliens look nearly identical. The plot plays almost exactly the same, especially the ending.
They could have pulled it off if it weren't for the terrible, unnatural dialogue. It's like every moment, everything they say is supposed to be an emotional punchline. Too many "I'm sad, look at me :(" moments. Too many "Oh gee, can we do it? Things sure look grim!" moments followed by the cliche "Oh gee we CAN do do this!" moments. Enough with the sad piano music!
They could have pulled it off if it weren't for the terrible, unnatural dialogue. It's like every moment, everything they say is supposed to be an emotional punchline. Too many "I'm sad, look at me :(" moments. Too many "Oh gee, can we do it? Things sure look grim!" moments followed by the cliche "Oh gee we CAN do do this!" moments. Enough with the sad piano music!
Where to even begin. The main detective's wearing a horribly obvious wig and makeup. His demeanor is more like a nerdy accountant than a hard headed detective. The film opens up with 2 actresses supposedly portraying teen girls but look more like 30 year-olds acting like they have developmental disabilities. You have people supposedly crying their eyes out but no actual tears (were eyedrops not in the budget?)
The dialogue is so dry, like the writers have no imagination at all. For example, a cop talking to a room of other cops: "We need to find clues and arrest this guy!". It's like the writer asked their 5-year old child what a cop would say.
The SeaTac Strip looks like they just went to some run down neighborhood, put up some lights and clothes racks to make it look like a busy area and called it a day.
Whoever was in charge thought absolutely nothing through about this. It deserves negative stars for how obnoxiously bad it is.
The dialogue is so dry, like the writers have no imagination at all. For example, a cop talking to a room of other cops: "We need to find clues and arrest this guy!". It's like the writer asked their 5-year old child what a cop would say.
The SeaTac Strip looks like they just went to some run down neighborhood, put up some lights and clothes racks to make it look like a busy area and called it a day.
Whoever was in charge thought absolutely nothing through about this. It deserves negative stars for how obnoxiously bad it is.