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Apparently 100 years from now, the only people quilified for the job, are teenagers, with zero experience.

There are also no barbers or hair stylists in the future.

The aliens look so fake...like the worst CGI ever, or the worst rubber casting ever. Also, the aliens are so slow, you can get onto an elevator and wait for the doors to close, even though it was just 10 feet behind you 2 seconds ago.

This whole thing feels like a long and drawn-out Nickelodeon episode. I suppose it's because they spent the majority of the budget securing the end credit songs. I was really hoping for something better after the "Alien: Romulus" disaster, but somehow this is even worse.

Nicole Kidman is 57, but looks like she's 70. Her face looks so fake, I kept having flashbacks to the Terminator movies.....and was waiting for her face to melt off to reveal the cybernetic structure beneath. Maybe these are actual clones being used, so they don't have to pay the real actors.

It's funny that Zac's character is a talentless actor who can't say no to a bad script because he needs to get paid, and that's exactly what he did when accepting to make this movie.

At this point, Hollywood is just picking crap up off the ground, and rubbing it directly in our faces. They have nothing left.....no talent, no vision, and no shame.

5 minutes in, the characters are all stupid, and the CGI is horrible. There are bands of marauding raiders scouring the wasteland, so let's allow our small children to wander off on their own to look for fruit.

Hemsworth is a terrible actor, and his fake nose is absolutely laughable! He looks like Peter Sellers in "Revenge of the Pink Panther". All he needs is the fake bird perched on his shoulder.

These are supposed to be the survivors of an apocalypse, but all of their brand-new costumes and motor vehicles look like they were funded by a billionaire. They may as well have just left the green-screen behind all of the scenes blank, because it all looks so fake.

Somehow these people can dodge bullets, are unaffected by flame-throwers, and can take a direct hit from an RPG with zero damage.

It's 2.5 hours, and half the movie are just scenes of people sitting behind a steering wheel, or looking through a scope. It's all very serious and tense though.....can't you tell by the dramatic music?