mr-bedford

I've seen and read a lot of reviews about this film from critics I respect, but on this occasion they got it totally wrong, this film was one of the most boring things I have seen in years, there is no plot, there is no action. The acting is something you would see in an advert. All these reviews saying how bloody how much horror, they must of watched a different film to me.

The opening shot gets you interested, in the same way a old 80s horror does where something happens in the first five minutes then nothing for an hour, that sums this film up.

I like a bit of gore, but this comes across as deliberate rather than required, a show like ash vs evil dead you expect that sort of blood and gore and whilst watching it with my girlfriend we just looked at each other and thought of AvED.

Everyone keeps praising that woman out of madam web (which is actually a better film) she can't act, no one in this film can act it was a drag, it was only 1hr 30 film and the last 10 minutes were credits.

I don't know why this film has such a high rating, it was a slow boring mess, no interesting characters, plot which disappeared 5 minutes in, and the ending was stupid, we knew what was going to happen and they just dragged it out, the actual credits for 10 minutes were more interesting than the actual ending.

Some people like films, but they don't know films, this was awful, go watch madam web, its a bad film but you can take something away from it.

If anyone has every watched Band of Brothers, in the second episode there is a scene where they are heading towards Normandy and the two pilots of the plane once they get close enough start seeing the sky light up and then the explosions and incoming started. They stared at each other in complete silence with a look of dread on their face wondering how the night will play out.

That was the exactly the same thing when I watched this my my girlfriend, after five minutes we just looked at each other in silence, dread and I poured a very stiff drink.

We watch a lot of 'bad' films but on purpose cos that's our thing, 70s/80s/90s trash.

We were ill prepared for this outing. Everything was just an utter mess, from the writing, to the dialogue to the delivery of those woeful lines. There were so many clear times when they messed their lines and the timing, seeing camera reflections in glasses. That's the sort of thing I expect in the soaps (I'm from the UK, soap operas to my American friends)

The camera work was all over the place, had some nice cinematography at times and some of the sound design was not bad. But that mixed in with a bunch of people with the personality of a book of stamps.

This is a morbid curiosity film. Watch it if you have a spare couple of hours and a stiff drink.

2/10 nothing redeeming about this.